Are you a dog person or a cat person? None! Everyone is a Petipus person. As long as you don’t mind about having a one-meter high pet with loose bowels.
A platypus that has awakened clairvoyant powers via evolution. The more open its eyes are when it stares at you, the more mind-blowing your future is. Maybe.
It controls the balance of good and bad smells in the Universe. Plotuspus’s divine aroma can only exist thanks to billions of turds created every second.
It can transform into anything at will, but it can’t transform its duckbill. it can also travel to the edge of the universe before you can say “quack”.