20/08/201801/09/2018 VT All Goats in Goat Evolution All Goats in Goat Evolution Danh sách tất cả con dê trong Dê Tiến Hóa – Goat Evolution. A product of Tapps Games. Farm Baby Goat 1 m The curtest little goat you will see in this world. Adult Goat 1,7 m Produced by joining two baby goats. Wait… shouldn’t it be the other way around? Goatant 2 m Not even Darwin could predict this outcome. Humans are still trying to discover why it has so many horns. Caprivoyant 2,5 m When it opens its third eye, no secrets are kept from it. Be careful of what you think around it. Baelder 4 m An ancient creature of the winter, famous by its experience and wits. Normally sad with others’ ignorance. Eye of Provibex 5,7 m Capable of seeing through people’s souls. Doesn’t know the difference between Past, Present and Future. Fields Doubleat 190 m Two goats fell down on a furnace when young and melted into one. What is the name of the creature? Hoarner 280 m This species hoards its herd and carries them on their back. The synonym of a homy animal. Miyagoat 350 m The mentor of all other goats. It has a deep philosophical knowledge of life and has extraordinary martial arts skills. Flatbutt 400 m The name says it all: it sits around a lot. Baahlerina 580 m A delicate and equilibrated goat. Its numerous legs didn’t keep it from practicing dance. Curlito 640 m Faster than a bulet and curlier than a shell. The smelliest goat of them all! Mountains Capricorny 1000 m A winged mythical creature. Loyal and friendly. Fred 1200 m Once upon a time, Fred was alone and wanted company, so it grew a friend on its belly. The End. Goatwins 2000 m They say that the Goatwins have their mother’s eyes… Tribex 2400 m Tribex actually have 4 heads. Poor fourth head when it wants to sit. Huggoat 2800 m It wanders continents looking for stuff to hug. The neediest being ever conceived. Caprydra ? m (Depends) You dont’t want to know what it happens when its horns are cut. World Alpineye 4810 m The highest form of goat surveillance. Cerebex 42 km Despite having the most evolved brain, it seems to have not learned how to shave. Baahaab 88 km A legendary goat that can only communicate with palindromes. Goatipede 100 km A branch of evolution that made it easier for goats to run marathons and climb trees. Baahphomet 321 km Frequently confused with evil beings, it in fact just like to wander around doing nothing. Lebleathan 666 km A big fat mythological creature that makes horrible noises to scare its opponents. Universe Shazaah 10 000 km An extremely powerful entity capable of granting wishes if correctly fed. Bahcus 8000 km A festive deity that can stay eating and drinking for thousands of years. Caprichime 7000 km The legend says that it can make melodies turn nito new universes. Baah-lee 31 416 km When all goats and humans die, it is prepared to start the world’s reconstruction. Alternate Bananagoat 6 m This romantic animal likes a lot to take long rides on the beach and watch the sunset. Capricake 650 m Sometimes likes to pretend it is a real cake. So sweet! Supper Goat 2611 m The answer to all of your prayers when you are hungry. Cornocopia 600 km A goat that believes it is a fruit. Baaxophone 5,3 m “If you have to ask what Baaxophone is, you’ll never know.” – Famous Jazz Player Timbaah 650 m This strange goat is responsible for announcing the mealtime for its herd. Caprichords 3600 m An animal-instrument capable to create the mot earth-shattering notes. Astordion 777 km Their vocal chords evolved so much along the years, that they turned into metal. Tableat 200,7 m It stared so much to a tablet game that turned itself into one. True story. Caprichine 650 m A goat? A Machine? It doesn’t know because its head keeps spinning around. IBEXM PC 3000 m A big step for modern technology when it comes to goat-computer interaction. Gigabutt 1000 km <<Initiate eating routine>><<Fart>><<Loop>> Mars Alien Goat 0,7 m What happens to abducted goas? Well they change colors, of course! Evolved Alien Goat 1,2 m It has a power called Directed Omniscience: it knows everything… about goats. Gentlegoat 2 m A very polite being. Well, indeed, my friend. Dusthorn 3 m All that red Mars surface asks for some dusting every once in a while. Gummybeard 5,3 m Although nobody really understands gum as gum on Mars, you could chew Gummybeard’s beard for hours. All-Bleating Eye 11 m A bit grumpy alien goat. Bellymancer 130 m It can read your future through its bellybutton eyes. Chifruplo 190 m The dominant alien thing on Mars plains. SpaceGoatzilla 310 m Destruction to all, coast to coast. Ecapribrist 430 m Its point of balance resides on the beard. Goartset 570 m What a weird body structure: some say corset, some say orange juicer. Nightbaahre 720 m The ultimate alien predator. wait, isn’t that a movie?